Q: Do vegetarians eat pussy?
A: Everyone eats pussy! Unless its the lazy
variety that doesnt clean its self then its best to quarantine that pussy, and stop it from breeding with the other ones.
Everyone likes chinese food.
Q: What is the real reason people love money?
A: Well it cant be the fact that money is the most unsanitary
thing after the ebola virus. Maybe its becuase you can buy snacky cakes from the 7 eleven at 3 in the morning, or that with
alot of it you can buy a ferrari to wrap around a tree going 140 miles an hour. Also there is the odd chance that people have
been bred into a society where money means security and a hot wife or if you swing that way husband. Honestly i dont know,
ive just kinda been typing.
Q: Why is shaun's website evil and only let certain people
view it?
A: Well maybe its because whoever cant get into it is a
duech bag, if your reading this, congragulations, your either not a bag of duech or, at best slightly better.
Q: Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, while hot
dog buns only come in packages of 8?
A: Well it started
off as a skillful ploy to make money, but not any more. Oh no. Its now used to make fun of your inability to buy hot dog materials
in a way that makes any kind of sense.
Q: Why are girls hoes?
A: Well, chicks dislike competition with other chicks
alot, but for some reason, they cant stop themselves. So they go around rising their esteem with their, devilishly cunning
counterparts, by feeding off the souls of guys, sorta like Mcarthy back in the day, just not as attractive.
Q: How long would it take you to make this and eat it?
http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?projectID=175
A: How long would i take me to make one of those ginormous
bovine monstrosities, about as long as it takes to find someone and tell them to get the hell in the kitchen and make me a
pimpedmac sammich. As far as eating it, it would take the better part of a week, im a little guy.
